Shady

Children

35

Was this my evil plan to get a vote for every option? Yes xD

Shady is willing to be likened to a toddler if they get to go see the fishies. "Do you have arowanas?"

"NO FISH! NO HELP!" Shady yelled to prove their point.

"No fish, no help," Shady issued their ultimatum.

Shady saw no fish on said moon and began to protest.

"What is going on with the unicorns and elbows, like, for real?" Shady asked.

" U n i c o rn? "

"Depends. Are you gonna throw up again?"

Gun

34

"Honestly, I'm just as confused as you are," Shady commented, wondering for the 47th time why the color was changing so often.