Satan

Banned for not having a client.

Banned because a client walked in before I could finish so I just went ahead and hit Submit.

Banned 'cause it sounds extremely cliche

Banned because the book in your signature sounds boring

Banned because so whurt

Banned because failed photoshops are more intersting than emo manga

Banned because nuh-uh.

Banned for being hypocritical because you, also, have the English language in your signature.

Banned for having a different language in your signature.

That GIF is officially Satan-approved. Do you have photoshop or gimp? 'Cos you could just open it in that and resize it

Makes me think, "You're welcome."

Banned for having nonsensical numbers in your username.

Banned for wanting red eyes.

10/10 Quite indeed, my dear gentlesir, quite indeed!

6/10 I don't really like the all...