Sandvich

Banned because the voices told me to... And because you have the awesomeface as your avatar.

G'morning. I'm Sandvich and I'm here to give you your first review prize :3 Firstly, your title is a very good one. It's eye-catching, but it doesn't give a lot ...

I've only ever detested two villains on a personal level. One, Obadiah Hakeswill from Sharpe. Two, Jax from this. My life will not be complete until I track him down ...

Nice :3 I don't really review poems, so this review probably leaves a lot to be desired. Sorry in advance. :) One thing I noticed is that you used "I ...

Kasis I opened my eyes painfully. I was sitting, strapped to a chair, in pitch darkness. I slowly looked down, but I could not even see my chest. Suddenly, my ...

Banned for being 10 points away from the number of the beast.

:D I love how Zoey's dad is coping with Aimee's death. A lot of the time where I read about somebody getting killed in a book and then it has ...

Is it wrong that I can completely imaging Austin as one of my friends? Anyway, I've read all of this novel so far, so I'll give my general impressions in ...

Kasis I struggled for breath. Was he trying to kill me? After about a minute, he yanked me back up by the hair. We were both injured; I was gasping ...

Damn. I wish I could write this well. I've only read this chapter at the moment, but I'm already captivated. Normally, I don't enjoy this type of stuff - I ...

Name: Alex Id (Known as Subject Twelve to Salicin Employees) Gender: Male Age: The model is made to look around 25 years old, and does not age; however, Alex has ...

Banned for not being called PsychoRapunsel.

Banned for not getting the Team Fortress 2 reference.

Pigs can scream louder than a jet engine.

Granted, but they're all spambots. I wish I could create delicious pizza from mid-air.