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"I wouldn't necessarily call her that , but..." Sacred shrugs, looking at the woman. "I have her on targets for the next minute, but you have to hold onto my ...

"Thuki? Who is that, the person whose tail I saw disappear back that way a while ago? If so, I can help you get her," Sacred shrugs, gesturing behind the ...

"Why is that? I'm sure there are people here capable of dealing with this, but how are we meant to tell what the oldest part of the building is?" he ...

Sacred sighs and drops from his bed, snapping his fingers to form the bed into a drinking glass once more. "There's no such thing as immortal by my standards, Miss. ...

Sacred almost falls out of his chair before he does the same trick from the previous day by grabbing a nearby empty glass and shattering it in his hand, the ...

"The only spirit-related thing is the fact that my wife is a spirit, so I'm sorry about that...You seem adamant about it, though; why would that be?" he sulks nervously ...

"Well, I can technically do whatever I want, but I choose not to, because it's cheating. As for the DNA thing specifically, it's an infusion spell that I manipulated the ...

Sacred blushes as he answers, scratching the back of his head nervously, "Well, I mean...no, not exactly. The consumption of my wife's blood makes me part dragon because of an ...

Sacred looks at the man with a confident smile as he casually explains, "My wife is a Sundragon; she's a horrific sadist and an even moreso masochist, and loves to ...

"Bl-bleeding?" Sacred questions, turning his head to look at his back. "Oh! Oh, my god! I'm so sorry, I didn't even notice! But, it's cool, I've got it!" he exclaims, ...

"I feel as if there's context I'm missing, here, but if you don't mind my interjecting, who are you guys?" Sacred gestures towards the inn's occupants, his wound still leaking ...

Sacred takes a seat and yawns once, calling out to the direction Thuki was headed, "Another oatmeal, please! And, er, something to sweeten it a tad, too! Thanks!"

@Mage I don't think he got the falcon. Also, @FalconryGirl9086, I don't think I'll ever make a post this long again. Sorry! Sacred drifts awake, his eyes crusted by sleep. ...

Sacred is fine with sleeping outside. He'll probably wake up as an entirely different person, though.

"Etymology, friends?" he calls over, using his mouth as a microphone before a flamethrower fires about two feet from his hand, prompting him to groan and turn to Thuki. "Do ...