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What's the worst that could happen if you did?

Ow, my foot!

Because the lake dried up so she figured she'd chill out there until someone discovered her monument. Why are you shirtless?

Rookie black bird.

@Holysocks Nope. Woody from Toy Story. Simba, The Lion King! "Don't be such a guppy!"

Here ya go! Couldn't think of anything scary to write, so I just edited an already written story, added some things, changed stuff, made it my own. All credits go ...

Because my mother ran up to me saying there was a virus going around where if you eat too much bread, an entire wheat plantation would grow inside of you ...

It's from Up! (Mine was Vanellope from Wreck-It Ralph btw) "There's a snake in my boot!"

Black and Blue - Carli De Bouer Whisper - The Dear Hunter Settle Down - Kimbra Centuries - Fall Out Boy You're Not Stubborn - Two Door Cinema Club :)

Because my feet have spasms every Monday and Thursday from 2:03 P.M to 2:17. Why is there orange soda on the floor?

Because Morgan Freeman was walking past my driveway so I dropped everything to tackle him in a loving hug. Why are your shoes wet?

A Starship. Where should I hang my coat?

OOH! Treasure Planet! LOVE. *-* "Hey, I'm not a glitch! I just got pixlexia, okay?"

Because I'm in Pain (Three Days Grace). Where did you get that shirt?

I would just submit an old legend and add some fluff to it, but I feel obligated to come up with something original. The thing is, I'm at a major ...