SARAHJO

I dare you to post something in a completely different language onto someone you don't know's wall.

My entire wall is dedicated to these. That awkward moment when you realize no one cares what you're saying so you just slowly fade out of the conversation.

My book would definitely take place somewhere it snows a lot. My main character would be played by Ellen Page or Chloe Moretz. My wolves would be Nash Grier, Chris ...

You look like a male Madonna. What shouldn't you say at a wedding?

To bring peace and happiness to everyone within a mile radius. ;)

"I've eaten chicken wings with more meat on them than you."

Butts in the Theater - Two Door Cinema Club

Anything Could Happen in my pants.

Does the story have to be made up or can it be retold?

Travel the country in the (obviously cardboard) car. I'm allergic to cats. >.< Would you rather live underwater or live in the sky?

Why don't you ask again? I hate it when they go out and we stay in and they come home smellin' like their ex girlfriend.

It really is CLEVER how he CLOGS the toilet. Lol, sorry about that.

Stacy's mom! (Fountains of Wayne) How old is that guy?

You know you're a nerd when you fold your underwear.

I would have posted this on my wall, but I thought it would fit better here. So here it goes! My English teacher says that improv writing is a great ...