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That noodle is faking his identity. He's an impasta!

Mine is Link, because I'm a die hard Legend of Zelda fan. >.

When I was little, I didn't know anything about Nazi's and I said I was going to name my daughter Swastika.

I dare you to post something in a completely different language onto someone you don't know's wall.

My entire wall is dedicated to these. That awkward moment when you realize no one cares what you're saying so you just slowly fade out of the conversation.

My book would definitely take place somewhere it snows a lot. My main character would be played by Ellen Page or Chloe Moretz. My wolves would be Nash Grier, Chris ...

You look like a male Madonna. What shouldn't you say at a wedding?

To bring peace and happiness to everyone within a mile radius. ;)

"I've eaten chicken wings with more meat on them than you."

Butts in the Theater - Two Door Cinema Club

I hate chocolate and I love pickles. I'm also double jointed on both my arms and can lick my nose. Haha now that is WAY more than one. >.

Anything Could Happen in my pants.

Does the story have to be made up or can it be retold?

Travel the country in the (obviously cardboard) car. I'm allergic to cats. >.< Would you rather live underwater or live in the sky?

Cleveland.