Ruth

"Why on Earth would I be watching EastEnders???"

Because the dentist is an agent of pain and suffering, obviously. Why is the sky blue? Other than the whole white light thing.

Sorry to cut in, but as a Christian I'd just like to point out that I don't just believe what I read in the Bible, I live it. That might ...

You know you're a nerd when you're asked how to spell GCSE and start to spell it out for the nutter on your left.

"My little brother has some." What do you say if you're in terrible pain and mustn't show it?

There are a lot of stunning members, but the winners for me are AquaMarine, Snoink, Juniper, and, of course, Demeter. They've been simply amazing. ~Grin

You don't say anything. You just quietly circulate it to every student in the school, the headteacher and management staff, and his/her spouse. Anonymously, of course. What do you say ...

You say "that is rude, keep your toungue between closed lips", I think "I have got to stop visiting this forum".

Then that just makes you really, really dumb. What if it's snowing outside, and you just texted your best friend - who has anger management problems - at 12.15 in ...

Wow, your name is Angelina? My sister used to watch a show called Angelina Ballerina! That's so odd!

Numb is my favourite. I can really connect with that song even though I've never really been in that situation. That's the beauty of it. ^^^Geek talk^^^ I also love ...

Oh, I love David Tennant. I'm really going to miss him. He looks very good for 38... *swoons* Too bad he's old enough to be my dad. He doesn't look ...

"Maybe you left it in the cat basket!" It works all the better if you don't happen to own a cat. What do you say if your younger siblings are ...

*Points to my blog* Yeah, that wasn't self-pluggish at all... ~Grin

Well, that's fairly normal for me, at least they all count themselves as friends, I don't... So I guess I'd say "here we go again". What might you say if ...