Ruth

Well I speak English... the kind that's from a completely different dialect to that of everyone around me... I speak Germanese quite well ( Ich kann ziemlich gut Deutch sprechen ...

Okay, well none of these are famous, just random people who are more or less everywhere. "Your brother forgot his wooly mammoth leg" - my History teacher "My stick broke" ...

Wow, this thing is genius! Okies... A really, really old man, with a long silver beard and moustache, a long staff, and wrinkles. Where does the 34 come in? Maybe ...

Walks in, and as a general newbie round here(not the one described above) is incredibly confused. Still, I can see that, in the immortal words of whoever it was at ...

Banned for suggesting I betray the intimate and top-secret knowledge I have of inter-computer strangulation

Wow, this is so cool! *Shamelessly proves self to be an easily-entertained idiot* "I believe you are an evil ghostie"? Iiy issah sckawwey vammupiher, Iiy issah suckhah yoosah bwuudss!!!!!

Banned for not knowing already

Hello peoples I'm Ruth, I'm 15, I'm from the UK, I'm new... what else can I say about me? I've always wanted to be a writer, my dilemma is what ...

Wow, that was really impressive. It drew me right in and made me feel as if I was right there in the middle of it all. That last line "She ...

hey, does this come from the poem in the GCSE English Anthology? The title seems familiar. This was a great idea and I really liked the way you explained the ...

wooo Darcy!

No Man's Land Christmas Eve, and I sit shivering in the trenches, my body covered in frozen mud. Explosions all around me near tear through my eardrums, and I clutch ...

Wow, this is really beautiful, so virtual chocolate chip cookies to you. XD This is a lovely song and if I was at all musical I would have learnt it ...

I really like this, having been on the recieving end of some very untactful remarks. Just to be nitpicky though, well because I'm me, Tact A question without an answer, ...