Ruth

Banned for lack of psychic ability

You say "I meant what I said and I said what I meant an elephant's faithful 100%" :elephant: , I think "Ooh, odd people. I'll fit right in."

You get a hippopotamus, which I can't spell. :( -insert coin-

You get a coin, but it's only worth anything at all in Venezuela, and it's worth about a tenth of a penny.

Well done, this is really good. I'm impressed with your description skills. Now you need to take it up to the next level and really make me see this scene. ...

You get scissors. Because I have THE POWER!!!!! *Ahem* -insert coin-

Banned for singing umbrella.

You get my media coursework -insert coin-

Banned for having a username that it's natural to attempt to pronounce even though it's impossible, and for banning everyone else for doing what comes naturally.

I really do want to make writing my main career focus, but I can see how difficult that will be. My uncle is a children's writer and while his books ...

Banned for not understanding the need to be housed in a microwave

You get cheese and milk Insert coin

You get a hug -insert coin-

English (obviously), French, German, Italian.

Banned for not just joining in uninvited. *guilty*