Ruth

You get cheese and pickle sandwiches -insert coin-

Okay, I'm fully aware that it's still October, but it's never too soon for presents! So, what are the top 5 items on your wish list this year? I will ...

Okay, I know I sound all obsessive and materialistic, but I really do love the X Factor. Especially this year, now that the judges don't hate each other so much ...

You say love that movie I think TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You get a door -insert coin-

Banned for living nowhere

Grin runs to snatch the Nutella, never wave chocolate infront of an addict! She laughs delightedly and starts eating, only to be completely knocked over by someone running away from ...

Banned for being so easily confused.

Runs into room screaming, "Yay!!! Food fight!!!" As she knows nobody in the room at this point, she hurls a number of trifles in all directions and very quickly makes ...

Banned for having awkward uneven number points!

wookielover... you get a hug. A huge, massive hug. And the words "thank you" repeated over and over and over until they start to annoy you, and then you get ...

Banned for quoting yourself in your sig.

Hey! HEY!!!!! Jacob's mine! MINE!!!!! Okay, tell you what, you can have Jacob... if I get Taylor Lautner. Do we have a deal? Please? Hawk, you get three billion pounds. ...

Banned for everything.

You get one of those flimsy plastic garden chairs. -insert coin-