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Hi Jon! Okay, straight to business. I liked it. You have some good ideas, and the flow isn't bad at all. Some of your rhyming seemed a little forced. If ...

Hi, I'm Grin This was fantastic! I really enjoyed it. There's a great sense of humour running through this. I especially loved the ending. My only real nitpick is if ...

Hi, I'm Grin :) Okay. Looking at this, I'm wondering if you meant to put it into Lyrics? It sort of has a song-feel to it. But as it's here, ...

Hi, I'm Grin. I liked this. Of course there's still work to do, if you're a new-found poet you won't be perfect first time, but this is very good indeed. ...

Hi, I'm Grin. Okay, the idea behind this was excellent, and I love this thing you have that makes us think about how we refer to people. And I loved ...

Hi, I'm Grin. This is nothing like my usual forte, and, as always, I have my nitpicks, but there were things about it that I really liked. First of all, ...

Okay... I liked this. It could use some work, and your rhythm is a little hard to get into. But there's a great idea behind it, and Nelson Mandela is ...

I really enjoyed that, in a strange sort of way, because it doesn't seem to be the sort of song that you're supposed to enjoy. I think you could be ...

"Why on Earth would I be watching EastEnders???"

Because the dentist is an agent of pain and suffering, obviously. Why is the sky blue? Other than the whole white light thing.

Sorry to cut in, but as a Christian I'd just like to point out that I don't just believe what I read in the Bible, I live it. That might ...

Granted, but now we live in Hippie World. I wish I didn't need to sleep.

Granted, but you don't realise it's done already and you scald yourself. I wish the world was square.

You know you're a nerd when you're asked how to spell GCSE and start to spell it out for the nutter on your left.

"My little brother has some." What do you say if you're in terrible pain and mustn't show it?