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Unfortunately, I don't. Also unfortunately, they have their own version of Bin Laden who does the same thing.

Wow, this is a discussion thread? It looks like the Food Fight! Aaaanyway... I like the whole "uprising" thing. Can we recruit some of the sympathetic civilians to help us? ...

Fortunately, they were all asleep.

Carla Carla walked into the big room and stared at the people. There were so many of them - she knew she was late, her guards had been heavy and ...

Unfortunately, it was a hallucination.

Hey, I'll drink! The drinking age is different for you. It's 18, and I'm 16. But you can drink quite young - you just can't buy alcohol until the age ...

Creepy. 8.95/10

Hey, I'll drink!

I tattle on everyone who's made the last few months special. This includes Amy, Durrie, AspiringAuthorA..M, Peanut, Dems, Elinor, Ed, Jabbs, Jiggs, Kammie, Dreamer, Hawk, JD, Lydia, Cheez, Junie, Beck

Carla Sanche Carla carefully wrapped the bandage around the soldier's wound. Blood started to stain the white sheet right through immediately, and she added pressure. She hated this job - ...

Unfortunately, you didn't realise that, so you ran away screaming, subjecting yourself to eternal humiliation.

Fortunately, you ducked in time.

Frog = good. 8/10 :D

Is that another Nate joke? :? Yes. The Onion is like a satirical site. It's not real. On the front page, the headlines include New Law Would Ban Marriages Between ...

How Long Has This Been Going On? That's a tough one. People don't typically record animal suicides unless it is really bizarre or a mass suicide, but studies were conducted ...