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Because Mr Bigglesworth is a breach of contract. Why are all *good* races in fantasy fiction white anglo-saxons?

Because staples can't hold the zombies inside. Are humans brilliant beasts or fallen angels?

Because of the new CO2 emission tax on frowning Why did I watch Prince Caspian on youtube until 2am on the morning of my 9am english exam?

Consider it a hickey. Why do I watch endless seasons of Friends if I have an exam tommorow?

All signs point to maybe. To be or not to be?

I don't know if you've written this or what, I couldn't find it......but no way is Sirius Harry and Hermione's kid...... Or at least that's the inference I got from ...

I think perhaps the most dangerous thing that could come out of the Inheritance Trilogy is the idea that (as the boy put it himself "all fantasy is derivative." It ...

I'm just throwing it out there, but do you think the book cops so much flak not because it's bad and commercially succesful, but because it's bad and still an ...

Vernon, I think Kang was intending to use the word appropriation (sp.?). If so, Kang; the ideas of appropriation and plagiarism are hardly mutually exclusive. The problem a lot of ...

Hello my name is Senlui and I'm an actor, lore-keeper and swordsman. I'm cursed with a mission to pick up the pieces, and I'm destined for suicide.

Nah I think I'll stand by on flytodreams on this one. As much as you're going to insult a writer, lay off his fans. I won't be the only one ...

Hello, my name is Tanin and I'm darker on the outside than the inside. It's my job to kill things and I enjoy it.

Firestar, surely you mean "want to read a book about how they wish their lives were"? Ooh ooh, does your avatar thingy-mabob mean you live in America. I'm posting my ...

In my heart of hearts I nurse a faint hope... That Eragon is purposefully an arrogant, foolish protagonist That Murtagh is *meant* to be so much cooler than Eragon That ...

Sequel series? Awesome,I hoped there might be and it was definitely open forit. As for the High Lord, it was heaps sad, but in a way I'm glad someone had ...