Robusto

The first post is always the hardest to write... But it's coming along.

My first time driving involved my driving around my neighborhood, being deathly afraid of anything in the road that looked even remotely hazardous. Like a pebble. I'm still fairly cautious ...

*Mute City plays in the distance*

YUSSS! First post, as it should be.

I get the feeling I'm going to be an awesome old person. After all, who's going to be the guy that'll share the amazingness of stuff like classic Mario and ...

How old can I get before I can no longer qualify as a "Young" writer. Because I don't want to leave this place yet! I'm still young!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @TheSilverfox ! If I knew the secrets to posting celebratory GIFs, I'd gift you with a whole truckload of them, most of them featuring fat cats. And I ...

And I feel insulted that the Ampharos in Super Pokémon Mystery Dungeon is a bumbling oaf of a mon (so far at least...) when Twinkiel over here is perhaps the ...

Which reminds me, I need to revitalize PMD 17 Plates. It's been awfully quiet over there. Not "in danger of dying" quiet, mind you. More like home alone quiet.

But when my post comes in like a wrecking ball, you'd all best look out.

It's the end of the school year, everything's hectic for me, but I'm slowly making post progress.

@TheSilverFox: Nothing wrong with equal parts comedy and severity. I for one love doing that. And holy crap, I've been lazy on this SB. I really need to get back ...

CHALLANGE ACCEPTED! Engage Robusto Drive LS35000! My post will be amazing!

I know that there's going to be no music in this SB, but I have a demand to make. At some point, a thing will happen with Psyche. I demand ...

I was going to say Ultra, but didn't know if I'd be penalized for stating the remake. Even so... *Accepts the cookie*