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Roach

About Roach

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You can call me Roach (or if you just must - Addy; if you're my grandmother, feel free to call me Adelaide). I'm American and a teenager. I like tea and hard rock, so I guess that makes me a breathing contradiction, which is pretty hot.
Interests
Gory things, and, oh, Will Smith!
Occupation
hypochondriac hillbilly


Daddy Long Legs are more closely related to crabs than spiders and somehow the idea of crablike creatures with spider legs that have escaped the entrappings of the primordial sea and now crawl over land and can walk up and down walls and ceilings creeps me more than I can adequately describe.
— Snoink