Rei

The bell mobility commercial for the phone that has music instead of a ring tone

I find the whole concept of a furby rather disturbing. Their voices are kind of creepy-sounding, aren't they?

Why don't you kick a piece into a frying pan. I'n hungry.

I used to have a furby. Then it died.

Can we eat them?

Ah furby. How do I love thee. Let me count the ways.

Happy birthday. Have a cookie!

Didn't you know that the legal age is ninteen in Canada?

Certainly. Anything you want.

Well, I should hope not. You're only twelve. I'm of legal age, but I don't drink.

Getting drunk is stupid. It's better to just get really heavily caffinated.

*hands out cookies*

Maybe that comes from living in small towns. In Toronto, if you have the money, it's easy to do things with your friends, and even if you don't, and your ...

Doesn't anyone see their friends during school breaks?

You gonna be living on campus?