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Isn't it amazing how the topic on this sort of thread can change so easily?

Can anyone tell me what has happened to my feline overlord?

Since when were there any monkeys around here?

Did the dogs kill all the cats?

Hey, sometimes those words just work. Besides, if you're writing a first-person narrative, or even a third-person in some cases, if the characters talk that way, why not use them? ...

So what happened to our feline overlords?

Do you mean to say you think our feline overlords are nothing?

Aren't their main concerns with territory, good food, pride, and having another cat or human to shnuggle with?

I think my brain melted from reading all this. Time for ice cream. That'll get it all back into one piece. Mmmmmm. Chocolate. *drools*

Do you think that even if they can, that they care?

You are just plain evil, Sureal.

No, she doesn't need to be put down. That would be sad. We just need to shoot her full of thorazine.

As long as it doesn't have hippo frosting.

Don't they kill disease-carrying mice?

Don't you know that cats are really as smart as us and they only pretend to act stupid so we'll feed them?