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The opening here is the perfect way to turn a reader off. The sentences are far too long and complicated. This entire piece is suffering from being overly formal. The ...

If you're a writer, you don't have to grow up. Technically, I'll be turning twenty in less than two months, but in reality, I've grown up to the age of ...

^ Is a member of the department of redundancy department. (Gotta love my drama teacher)

^ Stated the obvious

Besides, that long ago, there was no such thing as the English people that exist today. The English language didn't even exist until about 1000 years ago when the Normans ...

Yeah. How do you know Lord of the Rings isn't true? Whenever I read it, I find myself wondering where Hobbits live these days. Besides, like Neil Gaiman said, it's ...

Forgive my pickiness, but it's spelled with a C. Anyway, it's a pretty good orc. Although, from the kind of helmet you used, I would guess it's meant to be ...

^ Is super nice and friendly

Is a dumbass a race, religion, economic status or gender? By saying that, you're just gett8ing a bit ridiculous.

^ Was giggled at because of her penname (I guess I'm a bit spoiled. I live within walking distance of three libraries. And if they don't have what I want, ...

I think I'll stick to Canadian socks. But think about this. Right now I'm using AOL, my pencil says USA on it, and I'm reading a novel by an American ...

^ Doesn't get the concept of the library (although I've read whole books in the store too, but that was before I started going to the library every week)

Yes, it is deceptively simple. It's easy to understand, and has some wonderful feelings behind it. This poem had the same effect on me as the painting had on the ...

^ Loiterer

Like I said, our laws are essentially the same, but they aren't identical. According to the Charter, there are reasonable limits. The Charter also states that all people have the ...