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Your cookie led me here, so I shall review! Just...when I'm not falling asleep at nearly midnight. xD

I love it. This isn't much of a review, but it's also not "this is good because I liked it", and I will state actual reasons. 1. Dark humor = ...

Banned because I have not banned in a while and it feels good! :D Also because your avi is flipping me off. Not to mention speaking Spanish I could understand ...

Thanks Jas! I just realized your sig. You know once he said "They can all die in an explosion for all I care." "What about Holly J?" "Except her!" Good ...

@DanielRichard, thanks for reviewing. I'd like to point out that most of these aren't my actual opinions and should not be treated as such, but I see your point. As ...

Thanks, Ben!

@Kyllorac - Apologies, but I thought people who believe they were born the wrong gender were transgenders, not transvestites. Either way, sorry you found this insulting. @Kiicoh - You can't ...

MissMadHatter, at first glance I thought you were critiquing your own piece! xD Anyway, TheMadHatter, I really like this little piece here! It reminds me of those little written bits ...

(Psst...the transvestite thing was my compromise between who's better...xD)

~Saved for Annie when she has time to finish~

who's veiloxx. O_o Veiyloxx* And he is...awesome. Period. Clark and Emmy [Vasticity and Puzzle] Yes. I do favor domestic violence. Next question.

Aet, Vern is absolutely right. You don't insult the person you review, and by comically insulting both sexes, this shouldn't bother you. Vern, glad you like it! Everyone else, thanks ...

Thanks guys! Delmarria, first off, welcome to the site! Second, I found the two typos, so thank you again. I hate typos with a burning passion. xD I typed this ...

WARNING:  IF YOU CAN READ THIS, KUDOS!! YOU MAY BE OFFENDED BY THE FOLLOWING IF YOU ARE OF THE MALE AND/OR FEMALE SPECIES. Rated 12+ for I do not swear ...

Harry and Edward came face to face in the forbidden forest. "What are you doing here?" said Harry . "What does it look like I'm doing ? I'm taking Bella ...