Razcoon

Poem on writers block? xDD Hate writers block, love this!

Those days when you were here. The world was brisk and, "brisk, and" every season was an accomplice. The paths were invitations , no comma that led to eminence. Trees, ...

H - Hydra

Banned because I'm in Pyromania, and have been since a month after I joined.

|:>.})) (Guy with unibrow, weird nose, large mole, and double chin) This one seriously made me start cracking up Thank you...:D I'm going to attempt a ficfan style version of ...

Radio commercials...some lady yapping about traffic...wait, wait I think it's back! Nevermind, I don't like this song...*turns off radio and pops on headphones, listening to...* Chiodos - If I Cut ...

Banned for having three more badges than I do! :O

Then I'd live... Under the sea! Under the sea! Everything's better down where it's wetter, take it from me! What if you saw a million bucks on the street, and ...

Granted, but the cucumbers they're made from were rotten. (By the way Jenth, my wish was actually granted, must I go to Hell? :O) I wish all the obnoxious/snobby/superficial/rude people ...

F - Fairy :3

Banned for being an overall confused person! xD At the very least, you know allmixedup is now Puzzle? Old news, just making sure you're not completely out of it.

'Course I can, do you not hear hysterical laughter as I wield the tanks?! :D

Banned because everyone would KNOW Razcoon is me. xD

Banned for wanting me to keep my username.

Granted, but (here's the story) you're on hold for a while, get bored, start singing Brains by Voltaire, then realize the other end of the phone is silent, and most ...