Razcoon

I am currently too busy to review, but I'll say this: The title made me think it was a poem that made it out to sound as though you're actually ...

I, Cindy Lou Who, no more than two *sucks thumb*, would be cute and make his heart grow BIGGER! :33 Well, that and the spirit of Christmas in Whoville and ...

Possum. Nooooommy possu- I mean...You. Yeah, that's my final answer. >.> Moldy bread or spoiled milk? If you had to consume one?

Banned for being a hypocrite! (that could be anywhere!) (Elo>> They ARE apples. See the stems? The shape? xD)

Granted. They were very delicious. I wish I'm not such a procrastinator! >.

Razcoon, seeing Dots, runs up and glomps her. "Why do you smell like milk?" she asks with an eyebrow raised.

Then they'd wake up one day with every ounce of makeup gone, so they're forced to go out in public with their faces free of female warpaint. Oh the horror. ...

Colorful...pweeetty... 8/10

Bells

10/10 Toast is WIN.

Pokeman

For having an awesome, Indiana Jones-esque username.

Granted, but you has no chocolate. I wish it wasn't so darned freezing out! >.

Still number two! I'm a zombie raccoon with missing toes! Assuming you have to be an inanimate object, would you rather be a napkin, or a bath sponge?

Banned for one of your locations being my future home/city! San Fransisco is loff. I've been there out of tourist season.