Ranger51

While trying to run around in circles until you pass out, you trip and fall; however, you miss the ground and end up flying. After gliding above the clouds, you ...

You decided reach for the sky. Unfortunately, due to the intolerable amounts of solar energy above the ozone layer, your outstretched hand burst into flames, which traveled to the rest ...

You mean like, as a character?

Hawaii Five-0. For sure.

Shot for the moon and hit it, destroying the Man on the Moon's home. He exacted his revenge by shooting your house with a rocket while you were in it, ...

You were in the sneak attack at Petsmart and were killed by one of the dogs during the battle.

Turns out dogs like books as well, and ate you in order to read yours.

Walked into Candy Mountain and had your kidney stolen.

Caught you watching me and beat you to death with a dulcimer.

(Oh, dang it, that last post was supposed to be at Polinka >.

Tried to find the question of life, the universe and everything, but when you found out your brain overloaded, malfunctioned, and died.

I had a good one about flour but I realised it's a bit inappropriate... O.o ????????

(It's hard to find an original way to kill you since you've died so many times... O.o) You were so impressed by a work your brain malfunctioned.

Um... well, I had this really freaky dream once. I went into my room and put on a nightgown - I even remember which one it was, it's a real ...

frrn b gberdr56t421qw ...... WOW. I... I don't even know what to say about that. That's just... wow. In my defense, I'm wearing long sleeves....