QiGuaiGongFu

I shoot exactly one half of the bowing crowd. "Am the lord, thy king, Qiguaigongfu! You shall bow before me and me alone! Only before god shall you bow down ...

"Damn Em... you need a cute boy name, like Clifford, or Hank. Or, I could use the positraction on this here ray gun of mine and turn you into a ...

Brandishes his brand new spiffy medieval sword collection that he found in someone's room. "Wow, Fonty, aren't these swords cool? They were just sitting in there! Want one? HAHA PSYCH!" ...

I shot each and every one of the members of green day in the head, vaporizing them entirely. "Walt Disney himself gave this to me. Isn't it great? What else ...

Appears from no where, holding an interstellar galactic super ultra mega large ray gun. And a robotic leg. Guys are always sexier with a robotic leg. "Oh, dude! You guys! ...