QiGuaiGongFu

Now the suprime tyranical dictator of the world, and having installed puppet governers in several rebelling states- I systematically gave cushy, high paying, low yeild jobs to all the members ...

Unbenownst to them, the hats had inserted micro chips into their brains, leaving them to be used by me at any moments notice- however, Zimbabawe had been conqured, and Qi ...

I reestablish the link to the hats, and force everyone to start overthrowing the zimbabawein government, now the largest in the world.

"Hey- jenna just gave me an idea- because litter to her knowledge those hats project any of their un-me thoughts to me. Lets go capture the entire crew, and put ...

"Yes, indeed it is, nice observation... now, take a hat!"

"Muahahhaha, now that you have all adorned my mind control hats... I can RULE THE WORLD!! Everyone, get FUNKY!" Those with hats on began to dance, and seemed to enjoy ...

"TAKE YOUR F*CKING HATS!" I screamed. I wanted to be rid of them. They were NICE hats!!

"Psh... I wasn't REALLY going to kill him. Processing pork is icky." I reasemble my ray gun and go to the year 3333, just to see what life was like. ...

I giggle as I read zels thoughts, and she think's snoink is all powerfull- she's never met Tim Dorsal.

"Thanks... but aren't you a guy? I'm not into dudes. Besides... you like bacon and you know it!!" I shoot her with my ray gun and send her to 14 ...

"Hehehehehehe, fisty little critter. you taste goooood piggy! HEERE piggy piggy piggy!" I chase after it on a unicycle. "YEEEEEEEEHAAAWW!!"

"Hey a pig!! Who wants bacon?"

I cut of Zelithon's collar and keep it for myself in my super secret hiding compartment.

I shoot the dragon portion, vaproixing it instantly. I steal both crowns and sell them on ebay for 45 cents. And maintain my position as lord and master of the ...

I put the ray gun on stun and shoot the lion, removing all of its hair. "There, now your a metro lion, and not suited for kingship. And I am ...