QiGuaiGongFu

AHH!! EXTREMELY SEXUALLY SUGESTIVE!! a small warning, if you get it the way i meant it, its really gross, and lude. wanna come in my place? i do.

Aww, my poor kimmie. *exsessive snuggles and heartfelt kisses, enough to make any onlooker go into a diabetic coma, or vomit from the sweetness, bwa*

mine is.... on a holdiay.

i last ate a chicken taco, the 15 or 16th of which this simester, and by now, they really have gotten quite disgusting. a cookie thing, that was a little ...

If your at school, doesn't that mean you should be learning something? I don't know about your school, but at mine they taught me things instead of letting me goof ...

Not that BS is easily 'gotten'. three things: First: Did you just refer to yourself in the third person? If so, thats a lot of self indulgent bullcr*p right there. ...

I found this in my online bored time.... Its a bunch of sentences that use homonyms- words that are spelled the same, but have completely different meanings. Things like these ...

I've never actually heard anyone refer to evolution as the law of use and disuse before now snoink. Evolution is a theory, by definition that means it hasn't been scientifically ...

The purpose of the death sentence is to minimize the expendibility of these mules. There will only be so many men willing to risk their lives for minimal gain. Eventually ...

The issue is not black and white, in the slightest. A person believes as they choose to, and the vast majority of the population that makes a choice on creationism ...

How are you morraly opposed to hip hop? I would think its Rap you disaprove of, hip hop has a history of being melodic, rythmic, and generally mild. there are ...

Lean in real close and say: (these are all from a guy, to a girl) -Do you have a sister? -Do you have a brother? -Is your mom hot? -dude, ...

last thing i ate was a few bites of some very bad chicken, and a cup of coffee from the machine, with some chocolate sauce in it, and sugar.

vosotros is a more formal way of speaking. Spanish spanish to american spanish is like the difference between english and american.

I've never been out of this [explitive deleted] country. i've been stuck in this [explitive deleted] country my entire [explitive deleted] life. I just [explitive deleted] want the [explitive deleted]