QiGuaiGongFu

tomorrow b*tches! huzzah! and something about someones birthday being some days away.

Gold wasn't discovered in Alaska until much after the gold rush. The Gold rush refers to the race to California. And... for the love of god. Alaska belonged to RUSSIA.

Meaning it would have been even COLDER.

huzzah huzzah. and now there bein 2. 4

Its the baby jesus story. there's this girl called Mary, yeah? She's a virgin (wossat then?) She's not married or nothing, but she's got this boyfriend, Joe, innit? he's a ...

I don't think totally concieted is enough to describe that.

Jumped expediently to 3. Because we're doin out sh*t here on christmas eve. and 5.

Ambiguous skip to 4!! 4 DAYS LEFT!!! 5...

Ok, I shall revise my previous estimate to 6. I miscounted somewhere. Oh s**t, that reminds me. I have to call my sister.

Thats a lot of very bad photoshop jobs.... not that it isn't painstakingly obvious. I just have an affinity for stating such things.

There IS an RP board. Its been dead for a long time though. Kingdom of Evendor. its a usergroup. Look in info and advertising, or it might be there when ...

Nyeh. 8 f*cking days left. and... 9 until someones birthday. You know all biblical evidence points to Jesus being born in the summer, right?

Well... THEY started it!! I was having fun with the gnomes!!! This IS randomness afterall, gentlemen.

Marathon man is from the 70s. Its got Dustin Hoffman and Lawrence Olivier.

The subconscience is what generates nightmares.