QiGuaiGongFu

lol, no sh*t. "I have a single, dull shuriken! HAHA! I can... throw it, and it might stick into something... or not. y'know whatever." "Really? What else does it do?" ...

Don't berate him! He has ONE shuriken!! He could throw it at you, and MISS. With his ONE shuriken.

Dude, its the desert- the harshest living environment in the world. Being at sea, with an inside that isn't made by a tent, and food that you don't have to ...

Um... A shuriken... wow. Just one? Wtf? Is it sharp at least? Good lord. singular? What the hell? Why does he need a shuriken anyway? What samurai is he going ...

That was the shroud of turin- its also 300 years too young to be Jesus. That also corrilates to the time the Roman empire started accepting Christianity. Jesus was obligated ...

No, Navy sucks- Navy is too limited. "Hmm, can we build a base there? No... there's no harbor space deep enough to hold our ships." As opposed too "Hmm, can ...

Back to religion: I was watching a movie last night, and I noticed something. The miracles that Moses performed were much more impressive than anything Jesus did. I'd put more ...

You could be wrong. I know, because people being wrong happens every day, millions of times around the world. Besides, you cant compete with the air force, they kick ass. ...

I'm bothered by the people blaming other people for his behavior. I'll treat others as they've treated me. Anyone who knows me for more than a fraction of a second ...

Yeah, I'm hopin that aint me either... though as far as things are going, I suspect it is. :(

Heh, drunk much? He looks like a demon child with the red-eye. Thats my niece, a little under two years ago. She'll be 2 in a few days. And my ...

Well, how do you judge who deserved and who didn't. You haven't convinced me. They might have earned them. They might be just that good, to screw up and still ...

I think its funny that your blaming everyone ELSE for ZZAP's antisocial behavior. Or should I go and dig up some of his old posts, and show you just how ...

You ask the reading audience a question, as though you were talking to yourself. The "do they" qualifier isn't really necesary, and there are better ways of describing your uncertainty ...

You have a great start here- but some of your descriptions leave a little to be desired. The first few paragraphs almost seem cliche. While you touch on a good ...