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Dude, what the hell, have you LOOKED at how were counting?! !??!!? !?!??!!!!?!? 15 til Chaunukah/christmas 16 til teodore's birthday. if your going to do it, do it right. jeez ...

If you are going to post your work here, it is only fair that you critique others work as well. I laid out some very very simple guidelines on critiquing. ...

"TAKE YOUR F*CKING HATS!" I screamed. I wanted to be rid of them. They were NICE hats!!

chaunikah is after christmas this year? EDIT: Nope, the 24th of Kislev (which I believe is the start of Chanukah) and 25th of December fall on the same day this ...

i'll be first. gimme a few days, and I'll come up with some diolog, and I'll try to make it funny. Then I can pass it along to someone for ...

Um... Alien, and consecutively Aliens. Fabulous movies. Coming in at a far far third is Signs, well done, but it just didn't ring true to that alien theme we all ...

good job, you survived. 16 until christmas, rejoice before i blow your brains out. 17 until teodore's b-day. don't bother rejoicing for that as much, save as much rejoicing as ...

No, we don't know that grif, if they want self defense classes, they are not in short supply OUTSIDE of school. However, the unacedptably high number of rape cases leads ...

Embellish. Embellish embellish embellish. Theres almost more dialog than action or storytelling, and thats a bad thing. Diolog is easy, and doesn't say much. Take it one section at a ...

everything would be through school. It would be martial arts in the sense that it is a fighting form, it would not be in the sense that it would be ...

Well, males can get the self defense elsewhere. Theoretically the respect and discapline classes would reduce the need. The idea behind the womans self defense classes is to prevent rape. ...

... Wow less, what have I been calling it the ENTIRE time? Womans offensive and killing class? NO, woman's self DEFENSE. Furthermore, you can't defend yourself without specifically learning how ...

huzzah! only 17 days left till christmas! only 1 day till someone elses birthday, and only 18 until someone elses elses birthday!!

This isn't a blog, dear. If you want to blog, there is a place for that. There are also plenty of other places to blog. If you just want to ...

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