Pushca

Stuart's brother once replaced the tuna in his sandwich with his, er, cum. I was there and I almost threw up. -Gwen How often do you shower?

Some folk thing with Gwen. I thought she was kidding when she said we were going to see a folk competition at a cafe... but looking back on it, it's ...

After three days bent over backwards, Gwen was starting to think that the intensive yoga retreat was not the best idea. Stuart was stretching her clothes out in all the ...

A depressingly healthy bowl of Special K. -Gwen How many books do you own?

Short shorts, cami. -Gwen What would you do for a hundred bucks?

I listen to a lot of Star Wars and LotR music. Because I am the world's biggest geek and yes, I actually own the soundtracks. But I put on Evanescence ...

It used to be Halloween. We'd go to Lanna's and have a costume party for her birthday, and every so often it would be a 'surprise' party. Now St. Patrick's. ...

Gwen's 10: 1. Listen to "Lithium". I don't mean listen to it like put it in the CD player, I mean listen to it... nevermind. 2. Don't put your self ...

*said in the same tone as "I like grapes" from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory* I like vermin... --Gwen

Dear Pushca, It might be perfectly alright for you to wallow in a cesspool of unwritten insights, but certain bipolar teenagers and their-gay-best-friends-who-would-prefer-to-be-left-out-of-this-but-w

Wallow. Brood. Speaking of which, what's the past tense of "brood"? -Gwen Do you have any obsessions?

Seymour. Even if his name reminds me of semen. -Gwen Fitting, though, isn't it? Anyway, Gwen, of course. I couldn't be best friends with anyone else. -S (haha. I can't ...

I've tried. -Gwen Yes. -Lanna Do you read any newspapers?

the half-jack part. -Gwen Do you believe weathermen?

Try and figure out exactly why music is blaring at me. -Gwen Wonder why Gwen's alarm involves Britney Spears. -Seymour Would you wear faux snakeskin?