Pushca

Oh yes. Obstinate, stubborn... whatever you want to call it. I am not moving for you. My mother was equally stubborn and didn't appreciate it, but my father, who dove ...

Granted, but then your arms have to be amputated. (You stuck your fingers in an outlet.) I wish I could get this damn Special K out of my keyboard.

Pinto

believe flies really

F*** them and shave their downstairs. -Gwen This is why you NEVER get drunk around Gwen. -Dude Whom I Have Given Up Naming What qualifies as a mitigation for rising ...

I had a vampire phase when I was 19. My brother was ecstatic - he was the one who died my hair black when I was ten - but once ...

I cackle evilly with thoughts of fiberglass and mustard. Um. I mean, thank you. -Gwen

I'd say it's a person's right to injure themselves in whatever way they want to - they just should have to do it in private, and shouldn't get any state ...

*applauds*

I know all the words to all the songs from Britney Spears' first two CDs... um, not that I ever owned them or anything... and I think I own two ...

I read an amazon review, I think it was, where someone said that when the dragon is the only good actor, you know you have a problem.

bitten

Well, at least y'all don't have self-esteem issues. I'm afraid, in my non-magical state, I must refer to the mundane and non-feathered plane to fly. I like them, but Jamie ...

exercise machines and

Not particularly, but I can't bring myself to kill them. -Gwen I can. Ew. -Jamie Would you chose a quill pen over a keyboard?