ProfessorRabbit

John. Um... John Cauley.

I tried to come up with something serious, but all I could see in my mind's eye - I hate myself for this - was some kind of porno movie ...

So, how about them Yankees?

I agree with Snoik on this one. I'd never heard of puppy mills before, either, and your essay merely states that puppies are kept in cages and... bred? What for? ...

Scrumptious, nutritious, delicious. Watch your spelling. Also, comma after "nutritious." If you rearrange the first line so that "long" is at the end, you can rhyme it with "smoking my ...

Amusing imagery, and a great caption for the photo, but since I don't know the character and the situation, I can't really say any more than that. I did laugh. ...

I tried to look at them, but the web-blocker won't allow me to access deviantArt. :( Maybe post them as attachments?

Why not stop talking about it? :)

Isn't it spelled "semicolon?"

One of my boyfriends' friends brought this movie over to our apartment one day because we were playing Call of Cthulhu and he thought it would be a good "mood" ...

Well, it is going to be something you thought of off the top of your head. The way to make everything work seamlessly is to know everything about your world. ...

Why are you guys arguing about this? XD

I give up. I was just trying to be an active member of the forum and post a news story from my neck of the woods that I thought was ...

I'd rather look at ads. I like to click on them now and then, in case the site gets revenue when I do. EDIT: I also make it a rule ...

Smoothly do they glide, Smoothly do they set; The stars upon them twinkle Infinitely set. What are "they?" If you're talking about dreams, the word "dreams" only takes up the ...