ProfessorRabbit

The pig lets out noxious fumes that terrify mankind and suffocate bananas! Poop goes the weasel! Your butt burns all week! END! Never! Don't forget flying squirrel monkeys and blueberry ...

Banned for being confused.

Ahh! I can't think about that song without that damned singing bass plaque popping into my head. *dies* 4/10 for that horrifying reminder. Actually, I'll give you a couple points ...

Pooh is adorable, but what is that next to his ear? 7/10

Aren't all siblings emotionally and physically abusive toward one another?

All I ever hear anyone talk about on the internet nowadays is Twilight, it seems like. Whatever happened to Amelia Atwater-Rhodes? Now, there was some good YA vampireness. EDIT: Of ...

A lemon fight? Sounds painful. I bet you'd get some nasty bruises out of that one. Not to mention the agony of getting the juices in your eyes! 7/10.

Isn't a strong father or father figure vital to every child's emotional well-being?

Big Brother invented books--so he could burn them. Awesome

It does look pretty cool with those colored specks going across the eye. The pupil/iris area looks a lot like the moon, the way this came out, as though the ...

Lawyer jokes aren't funny anymore. :| Plus... Bee Movie? Really? There are much better kids' movies you could be quoting from. :) And normal people are boring. XD 5/10

Is the woman who brought you life not a worthy topic of conversation?

*was somehow expecting a D&D reference* Political campaignin'. I'm such an idiot. :P

wise - done. BBB - I just checked out your story, and not only is it lengthy and posted in the Advanced Critiques section, but it's also in the dreaded ...

North, East, South, and West The wind shall come with it's best Blowing, gusting, shaking the trees Making people weak at their knees. Remove the apostrophe in "its." "Weak at ...