ProfessorRabbit

Sitting on that chair with the cold, damp wood under my legs I felt as if I were dead. It was damp with my sweat. Damp with my doubt. You ...

That is true, but it's not usually difficult to figure out the truth. I'm pretty sure I know your gender now, just from taking a quick look at your blog. ...

The pig lets out noxious fumes that terrify mankind and suffocate bananas! Poop goes the weasel! Your butt burns all week! END! Never! Don't forget flying squirrel monkeys and blueberry ...

5/10. It seems kind of elaborate to sneak her into Canada just to kill her; hell, if she's the girl's best friend, "practically twins," they might even be able to ...

That's fine, as long as it's what you intend. I just got the impression of picking up a TV series or anime mid-season and getting a synopsis at the beginning ...

Oooh, I see you haven't posted any reviews. :) This is just a friendly little note to tell you that this site requests a critique-to-post ratio of 2:1. EDIT: I ...

You know, that thought had honestly not occurred to me! Can you believe it? *facepalm* I'd still like some fun words from you guys, though. My dictionary isn't exactly comprehensive. ...

Good point. I'd prefer the hard "k" sounds, as well as "ch" sounds. The "s" sound doesn't match up as well, but I'd take a few good ones. In case ...

I'm working on a three-novel project, and, for the sake of flavor, I want each chapter title to begin with the same letter. In this case, C. I know, it's ...

I don't like reviewing historical fiction because, well, what I know about things from the past could fit into a shoebox. I can offer stylistic advice and fixes on mechanics, ...

I'm evil and haven't done BBB's yet. However, I've got two slots open for shorter stories, and three for ( structured ) poetry. Have at me!

I think women as a group are more likely to join communities about things like writing. Men write, too, but men are less expressive. Women need to surround themselves with ...

I like it. Sure, it's unprofessional and done in paint, but I think the whole picture has this fun, funky quality to it that actually looks good! It's very appealing, ...

1. I love this one! Something about that smaller tree just pops right out and screams, "adore me!" ( Haha, it's just a happy little tree. < /bobross > ) ...

I don't actually remember writing it, but my mother showed me a story once that I'd written in kindergarten or first grade. In it, I am playing on the playground ...