ProfessorRabbit

Granted, but now you know everything! I wish I was a world-famous novelist.

Angels

Granted, but now it tastes so good you can't stop eating it! I wish I could have a happy ever after with my boyfriend.

What if the computer crashes?

beast

"Come on Over" Shania Twain

I always thought that children should be seen and not heard.

legs

Yeah. *laughs* The first one dumped my oldest brother because he wouldn't do her, and then went on to destroy this other guy's life. As far as I know, though, ...

It doesn't, really. Since I'm female, it's likely I'll be getting a new one at some point. Statistically speaking, I'd say sometime in the next decade. XD

*envies* I came up with my concept for NaNo in.. what, '05? I think that's right. I only got a couple of thousand words before I petered out because the ...

Sounds like as good a way as any! I think I stumbled here from Gaia on day, a long time ago. Last month I got an email in my inbox ...

Hmm, I see you don't have any reviews. :( I just thought I'd let you know that the rules of this site state that you should post reviews on two ...

Figured I'd mention it, since I was actually the first to welcome you. XD Usually four or five different people will tell you that, so don't be surprised if you ...

Welcome to the site, Dino! I'm Rabbit. :D Anyway, the only real thing you need to know on this website is that there's a 2:1 review-to-story posting policy. That is, ...