ProfessorRabbit

Banned infinitely!

Banned for being lame. You know.

Banned for being too slow!

Banned because I think the Russians are cooler. But that's just me. :P

Banned because I don't think the Japanese are cool. XD

Banned because the Japanese are not as cool as teen girls think they are. :P

Banned for saying "kawaii." *barfs*

Banned for stacking bans.

Banned for using a Japanese word in your username.

Banned for not joining my contest!

It should. XD 6/10. The "and proud of it" part feels tacked-on and makes the title pretty long.

Banned for nepotistic banning!

Banned for having a crazy avi that nonetheless looks awesome.

That's the thing about Newspeak. Oppressive as it is, it sure does sound cool. XD Simple and descriptive. XD I like it. 7/10. Kira is your name?

A little long, but cute and funny. 7/10