Priceless

My Dad calling the dad's message tone..the computer overheating..

Banned for being my total opposite.

Fortunately a fairy godmother showed up and gave them a potion to drink which made them all look like supermodels. Shrek style.

Fortunately a lizard and a human fell in love with each other, and united lizards and humans so they both thought the other species was awesome.

Banned cause I love shopping.

Spirited Awayyy!!!!! I love that movie; it's amazing. :D :D I actually named my cat Haku, but when she turned out to be a girl, I named her Hakuna. Oh ...

Hi there, I’m wallowing in my sadness. This didn't fit in with the rest of the piece, for me. Cause everything else sounded beautiful and poetic, but this sentence sounded ...

Banned cause it's 4.57 here.

(@ Ahmadblues - Aww, cool. :) ) Banned cause I'm half asleep... Predawn meal at 4, when you go to bed at 2.. not pretty..

Banned cause of the Young Writers Society Literary Journal.

Banned cause my life is about to suck.

4/10 I'm sicka meat pies.

Hi there, can you please review my romance short story?

Me again! I'm sorry, but you're an awesome reviewer. :P Please look at my romance short story, I really have a problem with it but I can't identify what's wrong ...

Granted but there's water on the stage as you're going up to get your degree and you slip and make a fool of yourself in front of everyone. I wish ...