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....And Joey replied. O.o

Joey I glance back up at her, "A b*tch, love," I simply reply, sipping my water.

Slag...I can be one sometimes. : P

Joey Sighing, I just stay with my water, remembering what happened the last time I the thought, I shudder before looking back at the girl, "I apologize if you can't ...

I swear by the end of the night I am going to be dying of laughter.

Lol. "Sh*tfaced...." lmao...

Joey I nod, "Jolly," I smile. The bartender comes over and hands me another drink. I look at it, "What is this?" "On the house," He nods. I study it ...

*nods* Soooo....fun.

Lol. It's soo much fun to play him.

Joey I clear my throat, "So. Where are you from, love? You seem a little off you're trolley," I smile.

*Facepalms* Oh... Joey I flash a smile, "Nice to meet ya. I'm Joey. You should probrably keep you're pecker up. So young lads could see you, love. Some might think ...

Okay. Lol.

Joey The girl scooted away and I order a water instead, "What's you're name, love?" I ask her.

Lol. If you don't know have the words he's saying, look them up on google. : P

Joey I swallow and grin before spilling it all over myself on purpose, "Bloody hell, look what happened, I can be such a dim sometimes!" The bartender narrows his eyes ...