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Granted, but now that is the only note you can hit. I wish I could play an instrument well.

I'd love to join. Count me in!

I said I love creating characters the best, but in a way, that's not true. I don't really create my characters- they pop up into my head. My favorite part ...

Well just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon... -Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Honestly, I would keep it for my daughter. First of all, she's family, and second, why would he be involved with gangs anyway? If someone had to die either way, ...

Granted, but you never woke up and because of the juxtaposition of time travel there is now a gaping hole in the fabric of reality. I wish I was done ...

Granted, but the next day everyone makes up for lost time by killing everyone else, until everyone is dead. I wish I was back to a human instead of a ...

Unfortunately, the whole universe and everything in it was also just a dream.

Granted, but it turns out to have worse effects and ends up poisoning you. I wish I could firebend.

Granted, but you fast forward to the end of the universe and can't rewind time. I wish I could have a dollar for every time someone said/typed the words 'I ...

Unfortunately, this means that there is virtually no genetic variation in their children except for mostly harmful mutations.

Granted, but all of the people calling you are 1-800 numbers selling you stuff you don't need. I wish I could interview any book character I wanted.

Granted, but they are neglectful and forget that you need food to live. I wish I had a Barnes and Noble gift card with infinite credit.

Fortunately, these two are one male and one female and don't hate each other and can slowly repopulate the earth.

Granted, but the girls will kill you and steal the trophy afterward. I wish I could have a universal remote that controls the entire universe.