POTAFan1973

Okay thanks for your review. Yeah I killed Bella off. I wanted there to be some reason why Jake hated vampires and although he was there when Bella died he ...

John Caldwell, or General Caldwell as he was known by the other members of his unit, had never seen himself as one to be teaching children. Even if he weren't ...

I didn't really get into it until after I managed to find the audio tape for like $2. Wouldn't really say it changed my life but it was okay. The ...

Banned for thinking that you have the power when it is actually me, the Lord of Pure Awesomeness (love that joke), that has the power. *laughs evilishly*

It was pretty good. And I'm normally not into 'emo' poems. Although I do write some poems that I guess could be considered emo. I myself am still not sure ...

*pours giant tubs of gravy on Howler and continues to throw avocados at everyone else*

I stick with short stories too but I must confess, half of my stories either have a prolog and an epilog, just a prolog, or just a epilog. Be free ...

Banned for having more posts than me yet have less reviews than me.

Banned for liking their other avatar.

I thought it was good considering how low my expectations were. I expected it to be the world's worst film because of all the hoopla made about it but I ...

*throws a lobster at Firestalker* Because lobsters are bigger and more powerful than oysters.

Banned for not being a 007 and announcing it to the whole world. :)

Banned for living in sinking boat. Do you know what that could do to your heallh? :) lol

*throws five-year old jello at Crock* The funny thing is that after five years it still keeps its perfect, jigglyness.

*Throws pizza sauce at Chirantha* You know to go with the mozzeralla things.