Okuro

(Battle axe. Always a battle axe.) You traveled back in time and appeared in the middle of the ocean. Luckily a boat rescued you, it was the titanic.

Ugh, I would love to say have all my joints broken, but realistically I would rather shave my arms and legs even though I loathe shaved arms.

You're girlfriend beheaded you after you broke up with her.

Famous for a day. I'm a horrible actor. Would you rather lick peanut butter off a hobos foot or hand?

You were abducted by aliens and used for experiments until your body could no longer take it.

NelsonTheZolen

She loved it when she saw what he had under his robes.

That awkward moment when you’re trying to get past someone and you keep stepping to the same side as them.