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AlbertFedrick

ManDead.

You tripped into a lake of piranhas.

That awkward moment when you're staring at your crush and s/he catches you.

He smelled something bad.

Make that one special person laugh because I'm cheesy like that. Would you rather become a mermaid/merman or birdmaid/birdman?

NoMansLand

There was a horse. It was mating season. The end.

That awkward moment when you notice someones zipper is down but you don't want to say anything because you don't have a good excuse for why you were looking there.

He picked at it when he saw his nose.

He kicked it when he saw what he had on his rose.

Cow kiss. Would you rather be in a zombie apocalypse or an alien invasion?

Ariel.

Ah, right. Would you rather go without technology for two weeks or only eat onions for a month.

Oh okay. Well that changes things, but my answer would still be the same. I'd rather shave off my skin than have all my joints broken. And I think it's ...