Okuro

Darth_Vadar_

Killed by falling into a puddle of acid.

Why didn't you tell me you had some dragon laser stew?

Why wasn't I given any dragon stew?

Banned for not being addicted to lasers.

Beiber.

(Haha holy smokes that was a horrible way to die. :P ) As you went to the kitchen to feed your pet snake you found a cockroach in the bowl ...

Banned for having two stars under your name.

(Lol, what can I say? It was the first thing to pop into my head.) You were killed for climbing a tree.

I would rather have the ability to make other live forever. That way I won't live forever and I won't use my ability to make anyone else live forever either. ...

Always stalk your enemies. Nothing with hurt them so take their cookies. I can _____ for hours until _____ all over.

You were killed by shark-nado.

Banned for giving a long reason to ban someone.

A_Dragon_Named_Phoenix

A giant owl took you away and you were never heard of since.