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I like kayaking, it has two ks.

A child can block out noises (I could), a child cannot block out pain. Guilt-tripping will gradually lose its effectiveness. It's great the first few times but then it begins ...

"are people looking for reasons to hate the guy?" - they're not looking for reasons to hate him because they already do (at least, that's what I've picked up from ...

The first one was great. It reads like an opening stanza so why not expand it. "Swift" and "moan" don't quite correspond but apart from that it really was good. ...

You further promote an already scarcely followed and erroneous stereotype in an unhumourous way to no effect and scorn the innocent colloquial dialogue of certain people in a way that ...

Whoops, I meant charismatic. Durrr durrr bee durrr durrr

If I can draw something using a dinner plate and two cups then I don't like it.

"did you not see the freaking huge maelstrom" - I did, but the enormous build up implied that she could lift all the ships up with a sneeze and annihilate ...

I don't undertsnad why you say it's so bad, it certainly isn't. It is a little simple but it retains its effectiveness. If the rest of the piece is in ...

I disagree with the majority of critics who say that it is far too complicated, I enjoyed it all the more. However, Kiera Kightley's performance was weak, as was Orlando ...

"So I stood there, right, and then suddenly he bit me and ran away." "So I'm standing there, right, and then suddenly he bites me and runs away." I know ...

W00t for being 15, 'tis joyful-bilating. And yes, welcome.

It is spent, no more will come. The words within have been undone. I cannot sequence more vibration; It will not sound so simple, clear. I thought that I Could ...

"Cos it really isn't a common Fantasy convention at all" - it isn't in my experience, maybe I need to read more books. "why is everyone looking for reasons to ...

This reminds me very much of "soma" from A Brave New World, and "Bliss" from Doctor Who. Wouldn't want to try it myself - if you can't make yourself happy ...