NoirLumiere

I used to play basketball. But I got sick of it. So I went from being a nerd who plays sports to just a nerd.

Common insult around here. Means goofy.

Unfortunately, one eats your arm off.

Charlie Sheen, you dolt.

Unfortunately, the water is filled with sharks.

"You don't have the guts!" Shoots guts out. "Now you don't either."

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Unfortunately, you can't swim.

Granted, but you only have power of your mind. I wish YWS was a real place.

Wow. Thanks for that, Charlie.

You know you're a nerd when you hop into a forum and are instantly accepted.

Une latte moka, s'il vous plaît monsieur.

Get a ring. Inserts a love letter.

Why don't you accept that I don't want to?

Lots of things are healthy for you.