Necromancer14

eight thousand and one hundred ninety second liners

Yes. It was where the gorillas and monkeys of Africa were defeated by Rome who wanted their bananas.

...who also came up with the triangle earth, flat earth, and nonexistent earth theories.

puppies kitchens or dining rooms?

Somebody once told me the world was gonna own me. I ain't the sharpest goat in the shed. -Allstar

In the beginning of time, there was not any life. Instead there was Chaos. She felt inclined towards fire and revenge, but alas! There was no one except Order. He ...

Stupify! No wait... I know what spell to do... STUPIDIFY!!!

I have a good idea for jobs; I'll be the owner, @HarryHardy will be the waiter and @Shadeflame will be the bartender. Right @Nate?

Underweight

Hay

Woman with pistol (@HarryHardy I get really into sports when I play them and try really hard to win but I'm still terrible. I'm decent at ultimate frisbee because I ...

100 feet tall, and 1 inch wide. People call me the "Wire."

Cheese crackers

clothing goods. It would be less embarrassing. Would you rather be forced to dress like the opposite gender to you in public for the rest of your life or go ...

Pennywise with the Joker's makeup.