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Of course @Nate would agree to that deal. It's perfectly reasonable.

10/10 it's hilarious

The power to turn everything you touch into chocolate. You can't turn this power off, so you are going to always have to be wearing chocolate clothes.

The griffon simply opened his mouth

Yeah but what if the security doesn't like the crab and mutinies?

Fortunately that's good for the shark, as princes of darkness are good eating.

I thought I was their friend... *Shouts from inside an alligator* Why did you buy everything in Walmart and put it on a credit card when you have no money?

I... can't resist.... the randomness... banana slug covered in mac'n'cheese being licked by a mouse.

The Goat Trials

Awesome

Yes, it has fallen under the curse. 7.53/10 I'm just rating your comments now.

The Intriguing Death of Bob Barnaby

Thou dankish clay-brained nut-hook!

Fortunately, she went after @HarryHardy instead of the amoeba.

I was removing a blemish. Why did you use jalapenos as deodorant?