Necromancer14

*Uses "Chocolate" ice cream and force feeds @HarryHardy*

*Uses one of those anvils that fall from the sky in old cartoons*

One is not ______, but rather becomes a _____ — Simone de Beauvoir, The Second ___

@Shadeflame, they don't think. All they are are reincarnated bodies that need brains to stay "alive" for very long, not that they are really exactly "alive" in the first place. ...

Fortunately Necromancer14 left the underworld and became alive again.

You always math calculator.

"You know what... I actually can wash the toilets. Or should I say, my zombies can wash the toilets. There. The deal's made. I get all the money and my ...

One is not lazy, but rather becomes a couch potato — Simone de Beauvoir, The Second vegetable I find your ____ of ____ disturbing -Darth Vader

*Summons a bunch of zombies* "Hmm... Actually, it's about two dozen to two. These guys are all voting for my idea. Besides, I'm pretty sure @Nate would go for my ...

@Hkumar was slow dancing with a barnacle.

North Posterior or Anterior?

&_&

(hey!) The power to turn into a roll of toilet paper and teleport into a bathroom on the thing that holds the toilet paper, right when someone is in there ...

@Hkumar was frolicking on a ship made of barnacles.

"Books" and "Television" And "bed" is pretty high up there too, along with "food"