Necromancer14

Shoes on wrong feet Would you rather write a terrible book that you yourself don't like but becomes super popular and makes a bunch of money, or write a really ...

@Vita I have more knowledge in the scientific evidence for the existence of creation and a God than the philosophical evidence, but I do want to address something you said: ...

The power to instantly make your enemies have cherry red lipstick put on extremely messily and sloppily whenever you want.

Mine! I want it!

"sugary" and "chocolate"

But what are hands, except appendages used for punching people and putting food in one's mouth? Are hands worthy enough to force someone to stay in them?

Students, time to turn in your reports!

barbecued sausage links

Sure, but Pepper X isn't the Carolina Reaper.

"food" and "lots"

Teleporting involves coordinates, which don't work because coordinates are constantly changing here. ...And sure you left. The ROOM. Not planet Earth. (bty I didn't make up the Labyrinthine)

lunatic asylum (If there's wifi.) Would you rather have a boring dream or an interesting dream that's a nightmare?

Oh dear. Time to summon a Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon. *Summons the dragon, who in turn uses the 9th level (max level) spell "True polymorph" to turn @HarryHardy into a ...

We were getting married. Why did you give all your money to a miserly rich person?

Oh fine. But the Prismatic Dragon is voting for me, and I'm sure @Nate is too, right Nate?