Necromancer14

Sure! I'll pay you $2.00 an hour, and if you do a good job I'll raise it to $2.05 dollars an hour. ...AND I ALREADY CLAIMED OWNERSHIP

*Huffs* I doubt anybody could arrest ME.

What? All I did was steal every single beverage from here, plus cause jailbreaks in the underworld...

@Riellehn there WERE lots of people who supported Bernie Sanders. Out of all the democrat votes, he got second, beating some other popular candidates such as Elizabeth Warren. My point ...

Against who? The grim reaper?

@Vilnius lol. @Riellehn the problem with that voting system is that the person who nobody really likes but nobody really hates will always win, meaning you'll only get a bunch ...

@Vilnius an actual Oompa Loompa might actually make a good president.

You wouldn't work for me? That's discrimination! How dare you!

You all can be volunteer janitors.

It probably has accomplices.

I'm just following my model, Bucky. (From the comic "Get Fuzzy," not the marvel character.)

"I have a goat!" -Martin Luther King Jr.

He liked mine the most, though. I was the only person making any logical sense.

Oh, yes, I've had lots of experience with that horrid goose and its poop... every day. Let's just say that I take about ten showers a day...

OF COURSE SOMEONE OWNS THE TAVERN. I DO. >:(